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Vixy
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Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:46 am | |
| Q) Whats brown, sounds and smells like a bell?
A) Dung! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:47 am | |
| Q) How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
A) Put a peg on it`s nose! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:48 am | |
| Q) Why don`t skeletons ever fight each other?
A) They don`t have the guts! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:49 am | |
| Q) Why did the cat say "woof"?
A) It was learning a new language! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:50 am | |
| Q) What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
A) A centipede with a wooden leg! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:51 am | |
| Q) What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A) A puddle! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:51 am | |
| Q) Why can`t your nose be 12 inches long?
A) Because then it would be a foot! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:52 am | |
| Q) Whats the fastest vegetable in the land?
A) A runner bean! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:53 am | |
| Q) How do sheep keep warm in the winter?
A) Double grazing! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:54 am | |
| Q) What do you call a fish with no eye`s?
A) A FSH! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:55 am | |
| Q) What do you call a deer with no eye`s?
A) No idea! | |
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Vixy
Gold Poster
Number of posts : 3407
Age : 50
Location : Selby, Northyorkshire
Job/hobbies : Taming wild children and keeping animals
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Registration date : 2008-09-23
| | Subject: Re: silly little short jokes......... 11th April 2009, 9:56 am | |
| Q) Whats black and white and red all over?
A) a sunburnt penguin! | |
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Jane
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Number of posts : 17816
Age : 46
Location : southport
Job/hobbies : Work part-time at morrisons.
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Registration date : 2008-09-21
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