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PostSubject: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:46 am

Q) Whats brown, sounds and smells like a bell?

A) Dung!
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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:47 am

Q) How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

A) Put a peg on it`s nose!
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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:48 am

Q) Why don`t skeletons ever fight each other?

A) They don`t have the guts!
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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:49 am

Q) Why did the cat say "woof"?

A) It was learning a new language!
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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:50 am

Q) What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?

A) A centipede with a wooden leg!
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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:51 am

Q) What do you call a snowman in the desert?

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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:51 am

Q) Why can`t your nose be 12 inches long?

A) Because then it would be a foot!
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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:52 am

Q) Whats the fastest vegetable in the land?

A) A runner bean!
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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:53 am

Q) How do sheep keep warm in the winter?

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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:54 am

Q) What do you call a fish with no eye`s?

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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:55 am

Q) What do you call a deer with no eye`s?

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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 9:56 am

Q) Whats black and white and red all over?

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PostSubject: Re: silly little short jokes.........   11th April 2009, 11:00 am

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