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PostSubject: Rude jokes of the week!   24th April 2009, 6:33 am

A woman goes into labour at home and the paramedics rush to the scene.
The womans 3 year old daughter watches proceedings and soon the baby is boy is born.
A paramedic holds him up and taps his bottom until he cries. Then he asks the little girl what she thinks of her new brother.
"well" she replies, "he shouldn`t have crawled up there in the first place.. smack his bottom again"!
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PostSubject: Re: Rude jokes of the week!   24th April 2009, 6:35 am

Now that snow white has grown older she has a new set of friends.... sweaty, lazy, bloated, forgetful, itchy, bitchy and psycho.
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PostSubject: Re: Rude jokes of the week!   24th April 2009, 10:52 am

pmsl!! xxxx
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PostSubject: Re: Rude jokes of the week!   24th April 2009, 12:37 pm

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