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PostSubject: Labour at Home   Labour at Home Empty31st May 2011, 11:57 pm

A woman goes into labour at home and the paramedics rush to the scene.
The womans 3 year old daughter watches proceedings and soon the baby is boy is born.
A paramedic holds him up and taps his bottom until he cries. Then he asks the little girl what she thinks of her new brother.
"well" she replies, "he shouldn`t have crawled up there in the first place.. smack his bottom again"!
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